Orlando - The HammerheadFistpunch review

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 01/29/2015 at 15:41 • Filed to: None

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Lots of nice cars

Horrible water...like seriously, how do you drink this stuff, even your fountain drinks are tainted.

Some Disney stuff

Jonathan Harper > HammerheadFistpunch 01/29/2015 at 15:43

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I spent 4 years at school there. Yes, the water is shit, because it's all just built on a swamp.

The roads are way too flat and straight though. I legit would have dreams about twisty mountain roads with elevation changes when I was down there. It was rough :)

Alfalfa > HammerheadFistpunch 01/29/2015 at 15:46

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Measles-free Disney stuff!

Money Hustard > HammerheadFistpunch 01/29/2015 at 15:48

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It's better in other parts of Florida, but I seriously don't know what happened in Orlando. Nothing a simple carbon filter doesn't fix though fortunately.

We've got some serious cars here in Florida, though. Not just the new ones, but classics that last forever in salt-free bliss.

Money Hustard > Jonathan Harper 01/29/2015 at 15:49

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If you live somewhere with a lot of lakes it's slightly better, but yeah, the only thing that makes up for it is they are almost always in perfect condition.

For Sweden > Jonathan Harper 01/29/2015 at 15:51

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At least you were in the Central of everything.

HammerheadFistpunch > Money Hustard 01/29/2015 at 15:52

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yeah, I was blown away with the variety of nice cars. The regular cars were quite homogeneous though.

True story, waiting at a light in Miami there was a white G63 AMG to the right AND left of the van I was in.

Racescort666 > Alfalfa 01/29/2015 at 15:53

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I was going to say the same thing.

Money Hustard > HammerheadFistpunch 01/29/2015 at 15:57

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Miami Beach especially is like one big car show. No matter where you live in Florida, the parking is plentiful, the roads are flawless and there's always someone living out their days on a massive pile of money.

Justin Hughes > HammerheadFistpunch 01/29/2015 at 16:03

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Just over a year ago I spent a few days using Orlando as my home base on this beast.

I put about 500 miles on it in two days, with loops to the north and south and a lot of time on A1A, cruising along the coast. Best of all, it was a rental, making it the fastest motorcycle in the world.

Justin Hughes > Justin Hughes 01/29/2015 at 16:06

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Oh, as far as the water is concerned, I avoided that by staying at the Red Roof directly across the street from the Orlando Ale House. Why drink water when you can drink beer instead?

Jonathan Harper > Money Hustard 01/29/2015 at 16:17

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My school was right on a lake that connected to 4 other lakes, which was very nice. I sailed a lot. But still, I need dem twists.

Money Hustard > Jonathan Harper 01/29/2015 at 16:21

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Winter Haven, where I live, has 22 lakes all connected by canals, and several dozen more unconnected. The shorelines are also, occasionally, not just perfectly round. Being on the Ridge helps, but I just got back from a week in New Hampshire in a rented 2015 Charger, and I'm definitely seeing what you are saying.

Jonathan Harper > Money Hustard 01/29/2015 at 16:24

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I was at Rollins, in Winter Park. Not far from Winter Haven I think.

Money Hustard > Jonathan Harper 01/29/2015 at 16:32

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Yeah, about an hour. I hope you enjoyed your time at that country club of a (great) school.

Jonathan Harper > Money Hustard 01/29/2015 at 16:34

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Enjoyed it so much I didn't even have time to graduate!

Haha, no it was great though, and I got my degree a year later after finishing up a few classes up north in NYC.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Jonathan Harper 01/29/2015 at 16:58

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I feel that right now :(

BaconSandwich is tasty. > HammerheadFistpunch 01/29/2015 at 17:14

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And here I thought you were going to be talking about the Chevy Orlando. Darn.